i want to write a novel that becomes such a classic that several decades from now high school kids will hate me for writing it
(Source: sophiehime, via insanitythatsdrivingmeinsane)
people walking behind me: giggles at what their friend said
me: are they laughing at me is there something on the back of my pants is there a bug on me do i really look that bad today is my underwear showing why did i leave the house this morning please stop looking at me
